To this day, this subway station is not actively patrolled by cops, nor MTA workers and remains one of the unsafest in the whole system. In fact, a few friends were heading back to their Brooklyn apartments on the G around 2AM about a month after the incident and were actually yelled at by the MTA clerk in the booth to “get out of here before you all get raped”. My complaints with the MTA and my local representatives seem to not have made a difference, so maybe if some of you hear this woman’s ordeal, imagine being attacked and knowing people are there listening to your screams and doing NOTHING TO HELP, and start telling others, justice will be served. The victim is currently trying to sue the MTA for not doing their jobs that night and a judge informed her and her attorney that there is no case here. So I guess “See something, Say something”, only goes for people NOT ON THE MTA payroll. This makes me sick. Let’s make sure that some justice is served here.

Woody went on to say that since returning from filming his upcoming flick “Zombieland”, which is obviously about zombies taking over the US, that he was still deep in character and confused the photog with a zombie. Now Harrelson isn’t exactly known for his intellect and in recent years, the actor has seemed to really go off the deep end, so this ridiculous story isn’t quite shocking. The actor was in another scuffle with a TMZ photog back in 2006, which lead to a civil suit against Harrelson. I for one hope that this becomes the new popular defense for starlets and actors alike, because we can all agree that there has to be zombies out there, right?

Artwork by Myles Karr

So I loved that last week’s Clip of the Week for “The Soup” was from One Tree Hill. This show has surprisingly been able to get even more outrageous than the last time I caught it. Please watch the beyond ridiculous Emergency Room tribulations that go on.

First let’s start at the beginning of this reality hot mess. This dude Jason got dumped on last season’s “Bachelorette” and he ended up trying to find some chick he could be happy with and make a step mom, so naturally he decided to do this on national TV. Anyways, back when the show premiered they aired these lengthy trailers and promotions andsome poor schmuck had the unfortunate ability to discover, in the given three minutes he had caught of this melodrama, who would be picked by Jason. And he was actually right and beyond embarrassed for himself. So even if you weren’t a web sleuth, you would have found out the week this show premiered that Melissa, a 25 year old from Texas, was the chosen one at the end of this melodramatic mess. But this probably caused a major issue with the producers or who knows maybe they did it on purpose. Since this crap wraps up it’s filming about 3 months before the first episode hits the airwaves, ABC and the show’s producers must have understood what a snooze fest of a season they had on their hands and had to “fix that”. Well that is at least the rumor that was floating around, courtesy of Reality Steve. Steve, whose site is BLOWING UP right now, put two and two together and with some inside info said the producers wanted the more obvious couple, Jason and Molly, a 24 year old retail buyer, to not be the final couple only to get back together at the “After the Rose” show. So basically Jason would propose to Melissa and then break it off with her, to then ask Molly to be with him once everything had aired. And to make it even more dramatic, there are rumors that Melissa was made aware that this was all going to happen, but was still forced to endure the public humiliation. According to Jason, who spoke with PEOPLE, he wanted to break things off with Melissa and pursue a relationship with Molly off camera, but the producers said that according to his contract all communication regarding the relationship must take place on camera. Melissa was pissed when confronted and was obviously aware of what was about to go down. I thought she had every right to be pissed, especially since everyone knew what was about to go down. When she left, she explained that she wished that he had just dumped her from the get go so she wouldn’t have had to waste time with him. But when Molly came out to talk to Chris Harrison, the host of the program, she was all smiles and was very happy for a woman who thought she would be face to face with the man she was in love with and who had dumped her. This is where the show got all hokey and I think very poorly acted. Eventually, Molly and Jason decided to give it a go, but who the hell knows how long that will last since at this point there is only one actual real relationship still going from the ABC franchise. I think the tacky and in poor taste acting on the part of both Molly and Jason turned me off to this show entirely.

Anyways, if I didn’t blow your mind too much with this, check out the clip of last night’s “After the Rose, Part 1”. This stuff will drive you crazy, but lucky for me not crazy enough to tune into part 2, which is on ABC tonight.

Did any of you watch this? What did you think? Is this just the case of really bad acting or is this guy this dumb?

The remake will be directed and produced by Gore Verbinski, the man behind “Pirates of the Caribbean”. It will be fourth board game from Hasbro that Universal will be adapting to big screen versions. The basic plot of the movie/game is the viewers/players take on the task of figuring who done in it in a twist filled murder mystery. Word is that this version will be darker than the original, which had a sort of Mel Brooks feel to it. While the original might not have been a box office smash, it had a second life with its omnipresence on cable movie channels and now on DVD. I could see people like Parker Posey and David Cross involved in this version, a virtual who’s who of the snarky comedic scene. Unfortunately, if they decide to go with a more thriller version of the game, this might end up being some sad horror movie.

In other crazy remake news, Warner Brothers and Leonardo DiCaprio’s production company is interested in remaking the 80’s children’s classic The NeverEnding Story”. It will be a “modernization” of the classic fantasy flick and will not deviate to great from the original. No writers are attached at this time. And if that wasn’t bad enough, there are plans to remake “Robo-Cop” and one of my favorite movies of all time “Total Recall”. It won’t take much to make my brain turn to mush if they screw that one up. But I do wonder if Governor Schwarzenegger would make an appearance in the new version? That might be interesting enough not to protest it.