Summers used to be spent drunk on the streets of NYC with friends stirring up trouble. Since I am now officially old, they are spent on my couch, in A/C, watching horrific reality TV. Sad, yes, but unfortunately true. Anyways, this reality TV induced coma I battle through can explain my recent appreciation for the torturous Big Brother. I didn’t want to recap this show, because this would admit to everyone out there that I actually care what happens to the house guests, but after last night’s episode, I can not keep quiet.

Last year, I made the mistake of watching this and actually liking a few of the house guests. For all those not living on planet USA, Big Brother, originally a British creation, is a program where they throw a bunch of lost souls, who want to win money, into a “house” on a sound stage in the bowels of Burbank or Studio City somewhere and watch them as they all go mad! What always starts out as an interesting sociological experiment, turns into a backstabbing greed fest, where NO ONE is to be trusted. And somehow, after last year’s debacle of watching good person be evicted over and over again, I returned to CBS to start my misery all over again. This season started out with house guests being in “cliques”, basically creating alliances from the very beginning and admitting that this show eventually spirals into high school style antics. There were a handful of standouts to me this season, those who deserve to move through the game due to their intelligence or overall honesty. See I know this is a game, but I hate to reward assholes with $250K so I always support the honest fools, which is why I end up pissed off when the season comes to a close.
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