Ryan told Vanity Fair, “I had just put the casket in the hearse and I was watching it drive away when a beautiful blonde woman comes up and embraces me. I said to her, ‘You have a drink on you? You have a car?’ She said, ‘Daddy, it’s me–Tatum!’ I was just trying to be funny with a strange Swedish woman, and it’s my daughter. It’s so sick.” I know I know, Im not sure why this asshole hasn’t been dragged out into the street yet and shot either? While O’Neal is a very twisted man, who used the passing of Fawcett as a way to grab time on TV and throughout magazines, this goes beyond gross and borders horrific. And what is really sad about it is when Vanity Fair contacted Tatum about the story she had this to say, “That’s our relationship in a nutshell. You make of it what you will. It had been a few years since we’d seen each other, and he was always a ladies’ man, a bon vivant.” Sad and horrific could not accurately describe what you must think of your father when he does these sort of things. But as Tatum said, she is completely used to the wacked out relationship her father and her share.

When Tatum was arrested last summer for attempting to purchase crack on the LES of Manhattan, I pointed blame on her father and mother for her many many deep seated issues. The abuse and neglect she has suffered is well known throughout the industry and become public knowledge after her tell all, A Paper Life, was published a few years ago. And while yes, at some point a child becomes an adult and must learn to somehow move on form the past, but how is that possible when every horrible and despicable thing your father does to you, like punching you when you win the Best Supporting Actress Oscar or hitting on you at your step-mother’s funeral, because public knowledge?

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From the chatter on the web and rumors in Hollywood, it seemed that the only likely actor to fit the bill was Sean Penn, who had been separated from his wife, Robin Wright Penn at the time. He was also fodder for the tabloids and gossip sites with his late night paling around with young actresses and bizarre behavior at clubs. And yesterday, EW.com reported that Penn has pulled out of the upcoming drama “Cartel”. Its also been reported that Penn will most likely drop out of the biopic of “The Three Stooges”, which was set for an August production start date. And on top of that we are hearing a slew of “sources close to Penn” being quoted throughout the blogosphere that the actor is really trying hard to work out things with his wife. For a man who usually has a distaste for the media, specifically that celebrating celebrity, its weird that we would all of a sudden hear so much about the struggle of his marriage. Either way, I do hope that if Penn is taking time off for personal reasons, be it the mending of his marriage or taking care of an addiction, he finds himself healthy, happy and back in the game in no time. I’m also pleased that he will be stepping away from “The Three Stooges” film, which I can only see as a whole lot of mess down the line.

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Woody went on to say that since returning from filming his upcoming flick “Zombieland”, which is obviously about zombies taking over the US, that he was still deep in character and confused the photog with a zombie. Now Harrelson isn’t exactly known for his intellect and in recent years, the actor has seemed to really go off the deep end, so this ridiculous story isn’t quite shocking. The actor was in another scuffle with a TMZ photog back in 2006, which lead to a civil suit against Harrelson. I for one hope that this becomes the new popular defense for starlets and actors alike, because we can all agree that there has to be zombies out there, right?

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