So today marks the day where everyone douses themselves in green,gets all boozed up and blames it on the Irish. As a person of Irish heritage,I find this offensive. And mainly its because I’m sitting at a computer,while the city’s youth is parading around totally wasted by 10AM. To celebrate,lets see what Gabe and Max,from Details.com &Big Terrific fame,think of today…..

And you can enjoy Flavorwire’s love of “Green”songs,to really get you in the mood for puking later. Thanks to Buzzfeed,you can view 25 adorable animals celebrating today in style. Or learn about the holiday and its origins like a normal and productive member of society here. Enjoy!