When it comes to “The Hill”s, I feel like Al Pacino in the Godfather II because every time I think I’m over this show “they pull me back in”. And the “they” I’m speaking of are the magical elves who edit a season worth of eye rolling, back stabbing, dramaz and chic LA eateries into a three minute clip that has me curled up on the floor counting the days until this shit shack starts up all over again.

I promised myself that after last year’s season, where we watched Speidi become one in the eyes of God and 30 paparazzi photogs and Lauren Conrad, the star of the show, set sail into bigger and better pastures, I would NOT be returning for the next season of the reality-soap. But then Kristin Cavallari came back into the picture and I knew there would be nothing that could stop me from returning to the drug that is “The Hills”. Earlier this week MTV released a trailer for the newest season, declaring “The Bitch is Back” and I couldn’t be more stoked (DONT JUDGE ME!!!). Cavallari has always been an ace in hole when it comes to bringing drama to an MTV reality program and she was the only reason I ever tuned into the “OC” rip-off, “Laguna Beach”. And I love how MTV isn’t even hiding the fact that this show is no longer reality, but really an updated evening soap opera for all us under the age of 35. This season, we will watch as Spencer wears a cowboy hat, the other Montag moving into boozeville, Audrina and her tatted sister rolling their eyes, Lo grabbing camera time and Cavallari bringing the fun back to Los Angeles. And if she has to sleep with Justin Bobby to do it, so be it.

Will you be tuning into “The Hills” when the sixth season premieres on September 29th? I will be checking out, with my bottle of red wine to drown my sorrows.