So yesterday in our Five Things round up,I told you about the “scandalous sex tape”,starring Rebecca Gayheart,Eric Dane and Kari Ann Peniche. Well Fleshbot kept up their bargain and posted the tape this morning. And the only scandal I saw is a bunch of high quasi-celebrities running around naked. And to add insult to this nonsense,the lawyer for the “threesome”said the tape does not contain sex,its just a naked tape. Woof! The group have continuously contacted TMZ to inform them that NO SEX had been caiught on the tape and it was only a few friends having fun. At this point,after all the hoopla,I would have preferred some sex than the lame stoned idiots running around naked.

And in other stupid celebrity news,Patricia Heaton,well known big mouth and Conservative,went on “Who Wants to Be A Millionaire”Celebrity Edition and tortured my brain cells trying to do simple math question that could have been answered by a 8 year old in a second. After Heaton rambles for awhile about how Middle America is better than the rest of America,she needs to call her European husband and take five minutes to do the math in this question:
If a euro is worth $1.50,five euros is worth what?

A. Thirty quarters
B. Fifty dimes
C. Seventy nickels
D. Ninety pennies

Watch and be pained…

Non-sex tape sex tapes and dumb answers on game shows. See celebrities are just like us.