The ladies and gents from “The Hills”,MTV’s hit reality program were pulling in up to $75,000 per episode for batting eyelashes,pretending to work and go to school and unplanned fights in “hip”nightclubs all over the city scapes of Los Angeles.  And while Heidi and Spencer were tricking the media into paying more attention to them and even more money to them for their “elopement”scheme,hundreds of underlings at Viacom were losing their jobs due to “slowing business”.   So don’t fret marketing executive from MTV Networks who lost their job last week,LC is still pulling in the big bucks for boring us to death each week for around 15 minutes. Merry F’ing Christmas.

Oh and if you really want to curtail your eating habits for the rest of the day,take a gander at this lovely little chart Gawker put together illustrating the pay scale of the cast of “The Hills”.